#00101/Greeting Card (6.25" x 4.5") - Blank

If this were 1648 maybe he’d be asking to dance with her.  But c’mon!  He’s looking adoringly into his eyes, not hers.  No doubt she’s a very nice lady, but it sure is starting to seem like she’s the fifth wheel at this dance party. Of course, I’m being presumptuous, too.  It’s the 21st Century.  They’re probably in a long-term committed three-way relationship.  And to hell with anyone who has a problem with it.  They’re happy, right?  Two, four, six, eight, three-way pride is great!

(Roger That! thanks Josh Tager, an officer and a gentleman, for the above commentary.)