#00293/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

A Certain Person Who Shall Remain Nameless told me this card isn’t very clear.  I will clarify: someone is lamenting that he has only recently discovered that his wife or girlfriend is addicted to knitting.  I don’t know why that’s so goddamn hard to figure out.

Which reminds me of the time we sold our '72 Dodge Dart to this young hipster dude who turned out to have a job working in the publishing empire of a certain well-known pornographer (we'll call him Flary Lint).  One of his duties was going to Lint's executive office once a month to propose cartoons for the upcoming issue of Lint's flagship magazine.  He said he didn't enjoy this duty one goddamn bit because it involving slapping the cartoon down in front of Mr. Lint, then carefully explaining to him why it's funny.  Apparently, Lint had no sense of humor, but really, really wanted one, so this was a frustrating, uphill battle.