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BIRTHDAY FLOOZY

BIRTHDAY FLOOZY

$5.00

#00478/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

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HINT! Looking for a Valentines Day card? A card for the new parent? A Christmas card? Well, you've come to the wrong goddamn place. Valentines Day cards are in the Love n' Lust department. For the new parent, go to Kids, over on Aisle 9. And for those jolly December holidays, go to the Xmas category. Wondering why we carry so few birthday cards? Me too!