#00436/Greeting Card (6.25" x 4.5") - Blank

So I really liked this image but couldn't decide what the caption should be.  First, I was going to go the dirty route and use "Long and Hard!"  Then I thought puerile might be the way to go:  "It's so small!"   Then I toyed with something really upbeat, like "You're Nifty!"  Finally, however, I decided that my captional constipation was a sign.  A sign from the Gods of Sound Business Practices.  The GSBP's were trying to tell me:  "MAKE IT A BIRTHDAY CARD, YOU IDIOT!"