#00234/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank [Click on image to better read the compelling and insightful text!]

This a good card to give to your ugly expectant friends as a way of assuring them that, scientifically speaking, they could have a good-looking kid.  You can also give it to your good-looking expectant friends to warn them that they could end up with a hideous gargoyle.  You’ll need a different card for your expectant friends if one is good-looking and the other one isn’t.  But that never happens, except when the ugly one is rich, in which case they can just put the little monster in boarding schools and never have to look at it.