#00334/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

They sat down at the family dinner table, and in between the "Please pass me the margarine" and "This is swell pot roast, Mom!" everyone had a chance to discuss your savory ass checks!  And you know what?  They all agree:  they love 'em!

Perfect for giving to the latest feller you've dragged in front of your completely indifferent family members, who just wish you'd keep your revolving door love life to yourself and send them a wedding invitation if and when you finally do find someone drunk enough to marry you.