#00157/Greeting Card - Blank
 

Before you get all huffy and start writing letters about the kid in the red jumpsuit and ride-a-cock and all that – stop. This isn’t a gay SpongeBob Squarepants, flamboyant Tinky-Winky kind of thing. First of all, that kid isn’t a kid.  He’s an actor, and he’s 43.  The point here is that you only live once – make the most of it.  So grab your blankie, put on your favorite purple boots, and go ride-a-cock horse around your neighborhood like there’s no tomorrow.  Happy trails!

(The above disclaimer was provided by Josh Tager, one of the finest legal minds of our century.  Or any century.)