#00311/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

Here’s a card for your shell-shocked, newly divorced buddy who can’t seem to get back on the dating bandwagon.  This is a way of saying, “Hey, there are delicious, willing babes out there with 19” waists and DDD-cup boobs just waiting for the chance to wiggle off their bar stools and comfort you in your crummy condo!”