#00335/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

No need to be scared, Roscoe! When we’re not daydreaming about our wedding dress, or gossiping with our friends, or fainting at the sight of blood, or tricking boys into getting us pregnant, or being all emotional, or blowing our paychecks on make-up and lacy underpants, or sipping too-sweet cocktails, or reading female-oriented literature that all has the same pro-monogamy subtext, or trying to lose weight, or complaining about something, or being bad at math and science but excelling in civics and crafts, or just generally being man’s cross to bear…when we’re not doing all those things, we’re basically just like men…