#00320/Greeting Card (6.25" x 4.5") - Blank

The problem with this analysis is that, if all women looked like the one on the right, all the kids would look like that too, and the kids would grow up and soon everyone would look like that.  Then no one would want to have sex with anyone else because they’d be so grossed out by those wide hips and those big feet. Before you know it, the human race is EXTINCT!  So you have to have gorgeous dumbasses!  Next time you see a gorgeous dumbass, you thank her!