#00350/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank

Okay, speaking of assholes, do you ever wonder how Hummer drivers live with themselves?"  Now, I live in L.A., where every third car used to be a Hummer.  But this town is full of impressionable whack jobs, and they can turn from freedom-lovin' conspicuous consumers to sanctimonious, hemp-wearin' recyclersfaster than you can say "Where's my stylist?"  So now, everyone drives a Prius.  But I still see the occasional neanderthal driving around in his H2, and I really wonder what's going on in the his wee cranium.   WELL, I recently read an article that dealt with this very issue.  Apparently, Hummer drivers feel that they are rebels.  Renegades.  Mavericks.  The Hummer is their way of saying, "Yeah, you go ahead and drive your limp-dicked hybrid, you spineless pussy!  No one tells ME what to do.   I live by my OWN rules."   So the answer is easy!  They drive around in fucking Hummers because they're fucking assholes!  Which is EXACTLY what you'd expect!