PLAYBILL
PLAYBILL
#00323/Greeting Card (4.5" x 6.25") - Blank - Hand-cut + Glamorous Glitter
Does anybody else have this problem? You see some spectacularly impractical but wildly alluring article of clothing in a store -- something that you know you won't wear very often, but you tell yourself, "Someday, I'm gonna go to some fancy dinner or an awards ceremony, and I'll be soooo happy I bought this wacky thing!" So then you try the wacky thing on, and, to your amazement, you look at yourself in the mirror and you are a fucking goddess! You can hardly whip out your credit card fast enough…
So then, the wacky item sits in your closet for a year or two, but you don't mind because you know that, when that special occasion comes up, you are locked and loaded. Then, four and a half years later, you finally have a need for a kickass outfit. You wait until the last minute to get dressed (after all, you know exactly what you're wearing); you put on your wacky item, and -- HUZZAH! -- you look like SHIT! You can't even IMAGINE what you were thinking when you bought this motherfucking thing…
I'll bet this never happens to the little cutie on this card.
I hate her.