Why do men wear neckties? What’s so French about French cuffs? Does the red wine get excited when someone walks into the party wearing a white shirt? These and other questions will not be answered by Roger That! but your clothes horsey friends, your glamorous friends, and all of your crippled little seamstress friends will love reading about your cunning new chapeau if you send the news in one of these fashion- and glamour-related cards.