Which reminds me, back before I launched this wildly successful website (sometimes I refer to it as The Money Printer), Roger That! had to peddle its cards to little shops and boutiques IN PERSON.  I had a partner back then, name of Stacy, who was instantly likable, so she did all the heavy lifting in these situations because I am instantly dislikable.   ANYWAY, I bring this up because one time, we were peddling our wares at some ye olde gift shoppe in West Hollywood and the dingbat owner said, "I don't understand why you say your cards are laboriously handmade...it looks to me like you just use a printer or something..."  To this silly bitch, and all the other silly bitches out there, I offer up this card with its laboriously hand-stamped background:  that fucking hand-stamping didn't hand-stamp itself!  

And here's to staying mad about something that happened ten years ago!