Have You Been Cruddy to Your Buddy?
If so, then send the injured party a card from some other company. It's sure to mend those goddamn broken fences and before you know it, you'll be co-hosting candle parties. If, on the other hand, you would like to inform your friend that she is starkers and you've endured just about all you're willing to take in this lifetime, thank you very much, missy, then Roger That! might have the perfect greeting card solution for you!