IS YOUR BEST FRIEND A PSYCHO?
IS YOUR BEST FRIEND A PSYCHO?
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Here’s where reading all these damn card descriptions actually pays off. The police use the following test on suspects to see if they’re dealing with a psychopath. It’s a REAL TEST. REALLY. Here's what you do: call your best friend and casually tell it the following anecdote:
Maggie is at her mother's funeral. She meets George. They go out a few times, and she falls madly in love with him, but George seems indifferent and finally stops returning her calls. Maggie kills her sister.
Now here's the test: ask your potentially psycho best friend, "Why did Maggie kill her sister?"
If your friend retorts, "Well, OBVIOUSLY because she needs to go to a funeral and see George again," then your best friend is, indeed, a psycho.
You're welcome!